Lenny Cookie

When the big snow storm hit NY last week, Elmer knew he would be really lonely. Lenny and Leo decided to take a break from stomping on people's backs and they set up camp at the Museum of Natural History. They stayed in and played with the other dinosaurs at the Museum.

Lenny wanted to make sure Elmer didn't feel too lonely. He stayed up all night and made an Elmer sized Lenny cookie for him. Elmer was super psyched to hang out with the cookie because for the first time, it seemed like he met another steg his size! Even though Lenny made him the cookie to eat, Elmer had too much fun and decided to let the cookie go stale. He did not want to lose his new friend.

Here's a picture of the Elmer and the Lenny cookie!

Meet Elmer

Elmer is a pocket steg. He is so tiny, he can easily fit into a pocket. The problem is, Elmer is scared all the time. When he was a quarter sized stegosaurus, he was out nom noming on some evergreen bark one day because he liked the flavor. Out of nowhere, a pine cone fell out of the tree and he became trapped in it for a full 4 hours! Now he is scared of pine cones and he refuses to go outside because he's scared there are pine cones waiting to gobble him up. He also doesn't like meeting new people because he's afraid that they have pine cones in their pocket.


When Elmer does go outside, he prefers to be in fields of tall grass. He thinks it's safer from the pine cones. He doesn't like to eat bark anymore - he only eats plain grass.


Poor Elmer longs to be able to go outside and play, but he is just too scared. Right now, the weather is also too cold for him to go out because he is cold blooded. If he goes outside, he will probably freeze. On the day of the big snow storm in New York, Elmer sat at the window and watched other people frolick in the snow. He was jealous, but he also felt safe because he knew that from up high, pine cones wouldn't be able to fall on him.

Look at Elmer longing to be an outdoors steg.

LP

Lenny's favorite victim is named, LP (Lenny Prey). If he sleeps too exposed, Lenny will stomp stomp stomp on him. Look at what happened when LP did not sleep properly. Lenny saw this when he slipped out of the Museum and gleefully left a big red stomp on LP's back. When LP wakes up in the morning, he is going to feel the big ow.

But if Lenny can't see LP, he can't stomp stomp stomp on him. Since LP has a big body and a tiny head, he is not the smartest dinosaur. He thinks if he can't see you, then you must not be there. Look at how safe LP is when he covers up! When he wakes up, he's going to feel very good.

Meet Leo and Lenny

This is Lenny and Leo. Their day job is to pose at the Museum of Natural History. At night, they stomp stomp stomp on people they don't like.

Lenny is the big one. He is an exhibitionist and prefers to be without clothes or skin. Lenny has a short temper and he likes stomping on people's backs. He doesn't stomp on pretty girls. He only stomps on boys.

Leo is Lenny's little cousin. He is more modest so he has all of his skin on. Leo doesn't get as angry as Lenny, but he sometimes stomps on people, too.

When the Museum comes alive at night, they turn clear and slip out the door to stomp stomp. They would prefer to stomp stomp all day, but they have to work hard to make a living.